First I apologise to the blogging community for my prolonged absence ( I am sure u didnt miss my presence...stop sneering !#$R!@$@#)
Among other inane things, I have managed to understand Menstrual Hygiene, Nose mining, Faculty Evasion and mastered the art of Zombied existence (it is pretty simple open your right eye, then your left, then SLEEP)
But what has caught my attention in the recent past are the interesting conversations I am draged into by many peers about my love life. I know that it has almost become my pet peeve to speak about it but this time i speak in earnest
There have been many interesting dialogues actually and they all are centered around my love life( no coincidence disclaimer here please) like...
There are friends whom I dont meet often except when i want a place to stay, they have interesting reactions
Yes, I am committed to her
YOU ARE IN LOVE
(no no i am not a clone, i said i am in love)
Yes I am committed
.....
Is that the ambulance?
I am in love
Hey that joke is from seinfeld
I am in love
huh??
I am in love
Who are you?
These are annoying, its not like i have gotten back from a space odyssey, I am committed thats all...
But the best parts follow. The curious ones are a pain in the rear
So u ahem (cough cough) did it huh?
Why? u want lessons?
Did you kiss her?
No we rub noses, she is an eskimo u see
So which base?
You better start your Home run dude
better still...
Are you seeing each other?
No we are visually impaired. You bother?
Do your parents know
Yea, it was in the papers last week. You should start reading eh
Then come the over concerned ones. They have the self conferred titles of Agony aunts and uncles. They are enthusiastic doormats. Even if you never had a problem, they still ahve the solutions
Dude, is everything okay with your relationship?
(No dude, my girl just turned into an octopus)
Ganty, I hope you guys are okay huh?
(No, I tested positive for cannibalistic tendencies)
I hope your sex life is good
(No, thats why We are plannign to get a dog)
I hope you guys dont make mistakes
( Can we copy??)
Do you love her as much as she loves her parents and you love yours and also as much as she loves yours and she hers?
HUH???
I think people in the maze know how difficult it is to come out and anyways who wants to come out. I am sure I am stuck for life and if this rabbit hole is gonna go any deeper, i want to drown in it...after all...being in love must count for something...