main kaun hoon? main kahan hoon? ailaa blog!!

well so this is my first baby step into the big blogging world(poor souls) and knowing the reasons for my blogging, i can easily guess the majority of us are jobless bored bugged in luv with the alphabets or all of the above i really dont know if i should write about what i keep doing everyday like isnt that really the weBLOG that i shud maintain, but which insane idiot wil ever care two pennies for the diurnal activities of a partially bald 22 year old who thinks he is shakespeare(i hope no hands going up!) well if anyone is then he needs serious medical attention so do not i repeat do not take this blog seriously and even if ur in an inebriated condition and wud consider this the bard's magnum opus refrain from spreading the word as u might be spreading an epidemic or worse gathering ppl to knock the daylights out of me(though all u need for that is a five fingers and a fist)

since this is my first posting, i guess the world needs to know who is taking such a risk on to his life and using the keyboard to ruin the lives of readers, i am oruganty and i relly am trying to figure out the reason for my existence(this is not smart ass stuff) i mean this is neither smart nor is it from the rear and for those of u who are chronologially inclined, i was born in november on the 21st day my age really doesnt matter cos there is still a lot of infantile imbecility left in me and revealing the physical age wud only cause further confusion. i am a scorpio and a male(i guess from the little biology i learnt) i am still a virgin and am sure that i am not the best turn on for the females in the world i live in india which xplains the title of this post(its in hindi if u are still wondering )


do not xpect cracking stuff from this blog and so read it only when ur bored and even ur dog is sleeping but hey if u do wanna slander me and gimme a piece of ur mind u can mail me anytime and until they discover a way to land virtual punches, i will live and let this blog continue