Probabilistic determination of orgasmic experiences during acts of Tantric fornication

Okay if u are inspired to read the article after the title, believe me u are the true benefactor for all failed authors. If u are really bored in life and want to read it, then “ dumb ass go kill yourself, can u even understand what I mean by that rambling bull shit”, the few readers who are with me since the keys “Alt+f4” aren’t working, my sincere sympathies with you, but please get into an agreement that I am not responsible for mental degeneration due to reading this intellectually stimulating article.
Everything in this world works on a probabilistic principle. Let me explain, if you are celebrating your birth and existence, then it would bring some sunshine into your life if you knew that there was equal chances that you started life in a pig sty. Similarly, never think that u are a genius if u ask smart ass questions in class or answer like Einstein, believe me, u just got lucky. I mean for all u know 5*7 could have been 143421321 had some maniac not named himself a mathematician and said it was 34(oops I hope). Similarly, u think u got the best looking girl in the college, let me ruin ur happiness and wipe that smile off ur face. What is the probability that she is not a two timer? Not hurt yet , then lets get a bit more funny, how do u know the probability that she is a virgin, or better , there is a chance that he/she is a transvestite and has been cheating you, okay that is grouse.
Then you are elated cos u made it to the best college in the world, hullo watch out for osama he is too good with airplanes and there is a probability that u are next on the hit list and then you would be spending waking hours in refugee shelter ( I am liking this)
What if you are actually lucky and you end up winning the super lotto? Dude, I never said that probability always ruins ur life, it finishes it. If u actually win the lotto then u will build a good house, a meteor will land on u and will die under a piece of martian crap.
Now there is a school of thought that its not only a transition of good to bad, but also if u are in deep shit, there is a probability that things will and might get better. Stupid optimistic waste on the face of the planet, what do u expect, moses to come and clean u out of the shit u got urself in, or that god will send angels to sing paens of ur marvelous accomplishments, if u are in shit, then try getting out and if that doesn’t work, live in it, u belong there make ur home there and take my word for it, u will start reveling in happiness and joy
Finally I am trying to come to an end to this exercise of fighting my depression and making ur life miserable. If u want to commit suicide, listen dude, why waste anything as valuable as cyanide or poison on u or pollute the water in the world with ur body, believe me again, ur existence is probably not worthwhile to anyone but still u have actually read this shit
Thanks for ur time that would have otherwise gone a waste
Oruganty