huh??
Sometimes a few questions haggle my poor cerebral scarcity of grey matter, why am i here? what am i doing here? why am i doing what i am doing? why am i asking questions about it also. I have been writing random ramblings nowhere remotely conected to my banal existence if u didnt realise that then lemme explain that my previous post " epitaph" really doesnt fortify existence its for dead people u bird brained verbally challenged moron. oops no no i take that back no more truths about my readers now on, i am going to account my banalities in future posts. for how long u ask? oh u care!!! u actually care?? man i am surprised!!! but anyways it goes on till i want to continue it or when there is nothing left to write, meaning i die(dont smile and fantasise)
the past week has been a measly existence. what with sleep being the scarcest commodity on campus. i mean gimme a break how do u expect us to sleep when we have a table tennis table outside the room and a badminton court right in front with flood lights (i need to charge the insti for the publicity) so if ua re not studying or lechhing or in the library ( studying never includes the library ) or involved in nocturnal sojourns of imaginary carnal pleasures, u play the above mentioned games. And being a southie really helps here u know, like if u miss the ball u just say " vothha" it is pretty unisex as far as the subject is considered and the others just stare at u like a space ship landed on u. More interesting is the jingoism u cna exhibit and get away with it cos u are a southie, let me explain, u have a ganesh chathurthi or something and u have had like a bad day because of anything ranging from constipation to bad grades, u just put it on the fact taht u are a minority here and u cant adjust to the practises here and that "we southies" are different, we are like more conservative and not so ahem "open" to things. It really helps cos if u are in a f all mood and generally wanna make someone else bad about his genesis , u go to the northie who is actually very sweet and tell him " we southies are different and how we are not like the rest, how this place is so anti southies. how " we southies dont get to eat the authentic south indian food. The scope of the idea is as much as ur creativity goes, u could possibly say that southies are endowed with ESP and say that aliens are going to attack. or better spread the word around that southies are very cultured and gingerly with the opposite sex ( hey watching them without batting an eyelid like they have been plastered doesnt count as anything more than watching tv without the remote in the other guys hand, u are really helpless)
Then when everyone knows ur double standards, u can change ur strategy from offense to sympathy. Try fitting in, " we southies are square pegs in round holes here" we are trying our best ur fluent hindi conversations are giving us a complex or hit the nail right at the head. The northie crowd are ignoring us and making fun of us cos we are a little bit different. For the historically inclined, they can quote Martin Luther or Lincoln about the oppression of the dark skinned by the fair skinned.
i love to continue but then i just realise that i am gonna stay in this place for two years and this blog, if read by any other life of campus will terminate my existence forever kya karein "we southies..."
the past week has been a measly existence. what with sleep being the scarcest commodity on campus. i mean gimme a break how do u expect us to sleep when we have a table tennis table outside the room and a badminton court right in front with flood lights (i need to charge the insti for the publicity) so if ua re not studying or lechhing or in the library ( studying never includes the library ) or involved in nocturnal sojourns of imaginary carnal pleasures, u play the above mentioned games. And being a southie really helps here u know, like if u miss the ball u just say " vothha" it is pretty unisex as far as the subject is considered and the others just stare at u like a space ship landed on u. More interesting is the jingoism u cna exhibit and get away with it cos u are a southie, let me explain, u have a ganesh chathurthi or something and u have had like a bad day because of anything ranging from constipation to bad grades, u just put it on the fact taht u are a minority here and u cant adjust to the practises here and that "we southies" are different, we are like more conservative and not so ahem "open" to things. It really helps cos if u are in a f all mood and generally wanna make someone else bad about his genesis , u go to the northie who is actually very sweet and tell him " we southies are different and how we are not like the rest, how this place is so anti southies. how " we southies dont get to eat the authentic south indian food. The scope of the idea is as much as ur creativity goes, u could possibly say that southies are endowed with ESP and say that aliens are going to attack. or better spread the word around that southies are very cultured and gingerly with the opposite sex ( hey watching them without batting an eyelid like they have been plastered doesnt count as anything more than watching tv without the remote in the other guys hand, u are really helpless)
Then when everyone knows ur double standards, u can change ur strategy from offense to sympathy. Try fitting in, " we southies are square pegs in round holes here" we are trying our best ur fluent hindi conversations are giving us a complex or hit the nail right at the head. The northie crowd are ignoring us and making fun of us cos we are a little bit different. For the historically inclined, they can quote Martin Luther or Lincoln about the oppression of the dark skinned by the fair skinned.
i love to continue but then i just realise that i am gonna stay in this place for two years and this blog, if read by any other life of campus will terminate my existence forever kya karein "we southies..."
Funeral service by Ganty> at 10:21 PM
