Monosyllable monologues...

See i come up with like really complicated titles but as usual there is gonna be total bullshit in this post( Oh! thats not a surprise you say) Yes, its not u immodest creature with a bloated ego about your literary accomplishments. Okay, today's post is going to be on Hmmm...
Hmmm...
No i am not thinking u dimwit(i havent evovled enough to think) i meant

HMMM.....

I mean just think how many times we must have unnoticingly used the word Hmm... for everything from anger to frustration and pleasure and orgasm(okie! not my expertise) and then hatred love, boredom, everythin
Like when you are thinking about this handsome creature and her hooters and that dimple; this imbecile friend of yours is describing how he solied his foot in a puddle

...so i jumped from an auto
hmmm
and then there was this puddle
hmmm(wonder what her mobile number is??)
and then an alien spacecraft teleported me to the center of atlanta the lost world
hmmm(man! she has good ones)

You get it dont you
if u dont, then just comment " Anil is the greatest thinker on the planet" and leave

but if u belong to the same deranged tribe as me (may god bless your soul poor poor u) then continue

so this other time its the time for the usual soap opera and your parents and sis are glued to the television and you are ahem... watching the... shall i say...your favorite biological process on the comp

sis calls.. Anil you should call "blah" tonight its urgent
hmmm...(pant pant)
are u listening to me idiot
HMMM( a particularly loud one that fits the context well) ( if you cant understand, then i guess your idea of a party is tom and jerry and pickwick wafers and of course lemonade with striped pyjamas)
ANIL
door opens
and the rest is (no no you are) History

then there are situations where you know this dumbkcuf of a guy who has nothing to do at night and he calls you when u are its time for "Friends"
see this can get dangerous actually and you might be in a spot
Dude can i come home
hmmm
so u are okay with me having some feelings for u right
hmmm yea hmm hmm
I mean.. i am not saying the normal friendly feelings
hmmm
you really turn me on
Are u alone at home?
Hmmm
SO can i come over
(see this last part, you generally hear dont ask me why, ask murphy) and say
Hmm yea
so he lands up at your doorstep
i guess u can picture the rest
if u want me to write details (get lost u perverted A@#$ole this is not the right url

Its fine till then

But you get into the habit of saying it so often
Anil you are a nice guy but the company has to let you go
Hmmm...( you wanted to say... What the fuck how can you let me go why why just because i didnt let you do me you gay shame on the earth??? i am gonna report this to higher authorities like like ... hmmmm)

Sir we have lost your car it is not in the parking lot
hmm( You freaking thief how can u lose the car its my skoda come here u sob valet lemme make you lose your balls)

Anil I love you
hmm( yea so my apartment or yours)

Anil can we get married
hmm( Marriage? no i mean yes but u see i cant get married i just became a catholic priest)

Anil, main tumhari bachhe ki maa banne waali hoom
Hmm( What, fuck man i need to lodge customer complaints with the condom manufacturer, screw the son of...)

Anil, do you confess having raped and brutally man slaughtered five people and a dog??
Hmmm( Main kaun hoon? Main kahaan hoon?)

To be hanged until death
hmmmm (!@#$!#$!#!@#????)

HMMMMM.......................................

Oruganty