psychoanalysis of anomalous human behavior
The post is a part of series that the title explains. The series deals with my favorite topic Mad people (did u say my bretheren?) yea so how junta behaves weirdly when under some situations
EXAMS
This is like the best time to catch a few specimens. And they behave differently before and after and during a test.
So you trudge your unwilling self to the slaughterhouse(exam center) in the morning and you meet the guy whom u were avoiding from like a month because he is the nerd of the class and he tops. He asks you " So prepared well for the exam"? yea what do u want me to say
"No dude i didnt prep, i mean why should I. I just visited the Neurological center and they transferred the book into my cerebral capacity" or better, " No didn't study anything, i am practising spiritual yoga and i am gonna levitate high enough to copy from your paper" if you really want him to feel bad (like you always dreamt) " No I am a poor soul, my parents are rat poor and i cannot afford any lights in my house, i could not study". You can take the offensive stand and use some choicest vocabulary that would define his ncturnal activities, his relations with his mom and sister and his sexual preferences but then u are risking this last plan of action because he might just not help you.
The best part is when you are really trying to jam that last chapter into your dead skull and Mr Smartass comes to you with a snigger " How many revisions"
" Hmm let me see the 12432234 th, but i have left the preface and i am really scared about that" I mean, what the fuck, if i could actually care enough to revise, i would'nt be in the same class and college as u smart ass
Then the exam...
People suffer from weird paranoias and complexes when it comes to exams. It is a common tendency to believe in the gospel truth" Thy neighbor knows more than thoust does" .And i cant but pity those poor souls who actually ask me for answers " Dude I can't understand the question properly" and then they ask you to ask the person who knows. Like I care! If i did wouldn't i have known it from him/her/it before you? If these are a tribe, then here comes another, the paranoid ones. These are the ones who have been tricked into believing that the Invigilator is actually a CIA agent and if he catches you copying, he will castrate you and send you to Abu Ghraib prison. Believe you me, if you show these guys the cieling fan and told them that it is bugged and they are being watched, they would start palpitating and get a stroke. Dude how difficult is it to pass a small note of help in this class of 75 odd under just two bespectecled watchful eyes. Naah, they will never change
After the exam is the best part. Mr "dumbass show off" comes to your dejected self and asks you " What! you must have cracked the paper?" Yea right, cant you see thru my shirt, i am Superman.
" So sure pass no?"
Why not, after all, my alien friends have mastered the art of interplanetary contact and being more evolved life forms, they chose to help me through telepathy
But the best and the top of all questions are asked when its the day of your results.
Yea you got the symbolic F, and you are like not really worried but bothered about facing your parents then Mr " iam concerned about u cos my marks are great" comes along and asks you" What went wrong?" I thought you were good at this
WHAT??? (appalled) i was good at this subject, dude are we from the same class (no planet?) I think even the bus driver knows i suck at this subject. And what went wrong? Well Where did "You" lose "it" dude?
And then you trudge along again for another term exam when your friendly neighbourhood auntie asks you " Beta how were the tests" GRRRRR......
Oruganty
EXAMS
This is like the best time to catch a few specimens. And they behave differently before and after and during a test.
So you trudge your unwilling self to the slaughterhouse(exam center) in the morning and you meet the guy whom u were avoiding from like a month because he is the nerd of the class and he tops. He asks you " So prepared well for the exam"? yea what do u want me to say
"No dude i didnt prep, i mean why should I. I just visited the Neurological center and they transferred the book into my cerebral capacity" or better, " No didn't study anything, i am practising spiritual yoga and i am gonna levitate high enough to copy from your paper" if you really want him to feel bad (like you always dreamt) " No I am a poor soul, my parents are rat poor and i cannot afford any lights in my house, i could not study". You can take the offensive stand and use some choicest vocabulary that would define his ncturnal activities, his relations with his mom and sister and his sexual preferences but then u are risking this last plan of action because he might just not help you.
The best part is when you are really trying to jam that last chapter into your dead skull and Mr Smartass comes to you with a snigger " How many revisions"
" Hmm let me see the 12432234 th, but i have left the preface and i am really scared about that" I mean, what the fuck, if i could actually care enough to revise, i would'nt be in the same class and college as u smart ass
Then the exam...
People suffer from weird paranoias and complexes when it comes to exams. It is a common tendency to believe in the gospel truth" Thy neighbor knows more than thoust does" .And i cant but pity those poor souls who actually ask me for answers " Dude I can't understand the question properly" and then they ask you to ask the person who knows. Like I care! If i did wouldn't i have known it from him/her/it before you? If these are a tribe, then here comes another, the paranoid ones. These are the ones who have been tricked into believing that the Invigilator is actually a CIA agent and if he catches you copying, he will castrate you and send you to Abu Ghraib prison. Believe you me, if you show these guys the cieling fan and told them that it is bugged and they are being watched, they would start palpitating and get a stroke. Dude how difficult is it to pass a small note of help in this class of 75 odd under just two bespectecled watchful eyes. Naah, they will never change
After the exam is the best part. Mr "dumbass show off" comes to your dejected self and asks you " What! you must have cracked the paper?" Yea right, cant you see thru my shirt, i am Superman.
" So sure pass no?"
Why not, after all, my alien friends have mastered the art of interplanetary contact and being more evolved life forms, they chose to help me through telepathy
But the best and the top of all questions are asked when its the day of your results.
Yea you got the symbolic F, and you are like not really worried but bothered about facing your parents then Mr " iam concerned about u cos my marks are great" comes along and asks you" What went wrong?" I thought you were good at this
WHAT??? (appalled) i was good at this subject, dude are we from the same class (no planet?) I think even the bus driver knows i suck at this subject. And what went wrong? Well Where did "You" lose "it" dude?
And then you trudge along again for another term exam when your friendly neighbourhood auntie asks you " Beta how were the tests" GRRRRR......
Oruganty
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