why do i blog?

a question i should have put like an year ago,it would have saved the time for many a poor readers who strayed into te forbidden url and redeemed their sins by reading my ramblings. But honestly, why do i blog. It does not pay me to blog so its purely non monetary. It does not give me any reputation or good will so its not non monetary also. The blog does not make me popular among the young chicks so that they dig for me most of my female friends detest the blog. It does not provide me spiritual gratification and peace cos i dont practise spiritual ypga when i blog. It does not bless me with carnal pleasures of any kind cos there are no naked pictures of women on my blog site
It does not make my standard of living any better cos the economy of the country is still the same. it does not make me feel any safer cos there is still corruption in procuring arms deals
it does not make me feel satisfied cos there is no fulfillment of any kind. It does not make me feel lighter cos typing is not a form of motor excercise. It does not make me look handsome(even god couldnt do that) what the f is a blog
It wont make the world a crime free place. it wont make the world a peaceful place. It wont support the cause of gay marriages and equal rights. It wont let me win equal rights for women and the minorities
it wont improve my grade in the tests and quizzes
it wont grow hair on a balding scalp
it wont reduce a fast expanding waistline
then what does it do
it makes u waste ur time so that u also do nothing to solve the mentioned problems and blame it on me for writing this blog

so all that my blog does is to reduce ur feeling of guilt

and yea
like i always sign off as if i am the most renowned writer

oruganty