10 things that make my world a better place
Vipin had tagged me to do what the header says...
Mummy and Daddy : They deserve the Presidents award for bravery...what guts to actually commit the original sin and give birth to this disaster...and then managing to love him and live with him. They surely surpass mother teresa in love and service to an obstinate, lazy, intractable idiot of a son. Mom and Dad make me what I am (No No they do not use electrocution chairs...thats my girlfriend). I never remember saying this to them...not in the 21 years of my measly life, Not after all that they do for me...and I guess its time I say it...Thanks amma, nannagaru(okie now stop passing tissues...i am not crying)
GiralPhrend/fiance/wife: Oh okie they are all the same girl...what do u thnk? i am some casanova? Sometimes I do feel happy and blissful(yea even me) and then she arives to serve me my just desserts. She also specialises in Neuralgic torture and has varied talents in human punishment techniques. Call me a masochist but since she has arrived,I think I stopped surviving and started living...We are both learning to grow from kids into adults...god save the world when that happens
Ujwala(Shishteru): Few times God commits the same sin twice, we are the exceptions. I really am unsure how i can survive the world without her since it will be too close to a paradise. She is totally lost like me and together we are groping to complete our aimless pursuits. My best friend and foe,my first salary would probably be spent in advertising in matrimonial columns for her...not to mention fone bills...
Pornography: For some less fortnate Imagination is the best bed partner...for the rest like me...Compact disks are...I am a porn connosseiur, I collect porn, its a prized posession and is an integral part of heirloom
Problems: Oh I have an OD in this bank. I think they make me better person (stop sneering) I do not like problems but i enjoy getting the answers
Friends: Other masochists who have given up on their pursuits of happiness once they befriended me...they are the few people whom I can disable my guard with
Telugu movies and songs: Sex, violence, full drama and sentiment...did i mention rain songs and navels and sex
Avakaya Pachhadi: I am a golt...
God: Some times divinity errs and I am the result, but i guess he kinda lets me face shit when it comes my way with a ray of hope
Mummy and Daddy : They deserve the Presidents award for bravery...what guts to actually commit the original sin and give birth to this disaster...and then managing to love him and live with him. They surely surpass mother teresa in love and service to an obstinate, lazy, intractable idiot of a son. Mom and Dad make me what I am (No No they do not use electrocution chairs...thats my girlfriend). I never remember saying this to them...not in the 21 years of my measly life, Not after all that they do for me...and I guess its time I say it...Thanks amma, nannagaru(okie now stop passing tissues...i am not crying)
GiralPhrend/fiance/wife: Oh okie they are all the same girl...what do u thnk? i am some casanova? Sometimes I do feel happy and blissful(yea even me) and then she arives to serve me my just desserts. She also specialises in Neuralgic torture and has varied talents in human punishment techniques. Call me a masochist but since she has arrived,I think I stopped surviving and started living...We are both learning to grow from kids into adults...god save the world when that happens
Ujwala(Shishteru): Few times God commits the same sin twice, we are the exceptions. I really am unsure how i can survive the world without her since it will be too close to a paradise. She is totally lost like me and together we are groping to complete our aimless pursuits. My best friend and foe,my first salary would probably be spent in advertising in matrimonial columns for her...not to mention fone bills...
Pornography: For some less fortnate Imagination is the best bed partner...for the rest like me...Compact disks are...I am a porn connosseiur, I collect porn, its a prized posession and is an integral part of heirloom
Problems: Oh I have an OD in this bank. I think they make me better person (stop sneering) I do not like problems but i enjoy getting the answers
Friends: Other masochists who have given up on their pursuits of happiness once they befriended me...they are the few people whom I can disable my guard with
Telugu movies and songs: Sex, violence, full drama and sentiment...did i mention rain songs and navels and sex
Avakaya Pachhadi: I am a golt...
God: Some times divinity errs and I am the result, but i guess he kinda lets me face shit when it comes my way with a ray of hope
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