Conversations....

Sometimes conversations are really trivial and banal and they seem to convey nothing. It has been that case for most of my oratory life(or shall I say talk-time) . I guess that is because I talk a lot and mean very less

There are some conversations in which I am totally ignored

Hey, so the other day I saw these two rhinos mating, you have to check that out man, they were like on each other and they were humping......
What is the score da? when are you gonna serve lunch aunty...yea so what did you see true respirating?
@$#$!@$@$#@????

There are others when you are totally disinterested and just going through the motions

.....so these aliens were like pumpkins and they had huge dicks, the dicks were on their foreheads and the butt was in the front.......
(I hope there is a tornado and this guy behind me on the bike gets picked up by it) Yea then how would they piss?

But the best ones are the "One tight slap" conversations

You SMOKE????
No, I have been transmogrified into a chimney, you wanna become one too?

You BOOZE???
booze, me, this is a new variation of sprite, it only smells like Vodka

So how are your studies going?(frequently asked by nosy, jobless, otherwise oblivious relatives when they meet me)
I am pathetic, I have failed in the last semester and my 12th marksheet is actually a fabricated. I have no hope in becoming a graduate. I am very irregular in class and I sleep when I am in class. Will you please lend me some money to help me start a strip dance bar which has been my first love?

How is life?(I mean, you really wanna know ? YOU REALLLLY WANNA KNOW???)
I am suffering from acute tuber culosis and I have been tested HIV positive. I have a bank loan of a lakh that I cant repay and right now I am homeless and jobless. Can You help? NO! then Why the fuck do u ask?

Whats up man?(male/not so good looking female)
Can't you seee?

What's up man?(great looking female)
My dick and the sky :-)))

So What else?
What else? you wanna know u dumbkcuf that u have wasted a fortune of my dad's money on this fone call and also a chunk of my valuable time and you wanna know what else? BANG......

Are you alright?
Yea I am perfectly fine, its natural for me to be bleeding from the head and Its a hobby to act as if my hand was broken, natural talent you know

Are you alright?
Yea, I am superman what the fuck can a lorry do to........-Anil (21st Nov 1983-25th Dec 2002)

Do you need help?
Can you see five hands?

Mom what are you making for lunch?
Like you have an option!!!

Shall stop now but more to come hopefully

When? you ask
Didn't you get the point?"I HATE QUESTIONS"