My piece of mind....My pound of flesh

Wish your credit card got billed to my account every time you visited my blog
Wish you were willing to send in ten bucks for every comment you made on my blog
Wish Microsoft paid me for having used their softwares and tools to make esoteric posts about national chauvinism and sexual idiosyncracies.
Wish I got paid a rupee everytime i said MOTHER FUCKER ( Bill Gates...hehe)
Wish my dad was named (Lakshmi)Narayana Murthy or Oruganty Premji
Wish every strand of hair on my head i lost became a coin
Wish there was a competition paying a fortune for " the saddest blog on the blogosphere"
Wish there was a reservation for people who can make their ears move ( you know that thing we did when we were kids to make ur ears flap... sadly I am blessed with just that talent)
Wish I was paid for getting fat
WHAT THE FUCK????
WISH I WAS RICHER...no rich...actually wish I could be less poor
NO WISH I WAS ABOVE POVERTY LINE....
Okie...thanks to all good samaritans who would give me gyaan on how people in somalia are dying with no food and how people in some unpronouncable insignificant arab nation are not eating a square meal a day. DO I CARE?? DO I FREAKING CARE??