Ignored...

1. When all you hear on your phone is" the hutch number you are calling is not able to take your call"
2. When people behave as if your larynx is sound proof
3. When the postman throws your letters in the dustbin
4. When you take the dog for a walk and the hot chick asks the dog how his day was
5. When your girlfriend changes her orkut status to single
6. When the police do not check you even when you are dead drunk and smoking dope
7. When the electricity and phone bills come in your dogs name
8. When on your budday, you throw hints
   "Guess what day is it"
   "Saturday"
   Who was born today"?
   "Why? Is it a public holiday"?
9. When your comp refuses to accept your login
10. When your answering machine automatically takes all your calls
11. When the prof does not call your name and asks about your absence
12. When in a doubles, you only get to stand and watch
13. When in a singles, the refree declares a walk over
14. When the salesman looks at you and notes down "No Answer"
15. When your name does not even make up the census numbers
16. When the doctor looks at a bleeding you and asks your mom "where is the patient"
17. When you feel that "Invisible Man" Is your biography and can relate to the character in Hollow Man
18. When you start dreaming about your call being answered
19. When the beggar guy asks your scooter headlight for money
20. When you are not in the papers after a serial killing session and immediate surrender
21. When you read your obituary
22. When everyone in your office talks about your "Missing" ad and return your newspaper after reading it
23. When the last time you opened the door was to clear the bird nests on the doorsill
24. When your phone has cobwebs on it
25. When your friends asks about your health at your funeral.
26. When I comment on my blog